Welcome To The FA Premiership Big Brother House

All the information in the following blog is totally fictional and made up

On August 17th 2013, 20 Premiership Football Managers entered the FA Premiership Big Brother House. The contestants seemed in a confident mood hoping that they could survive a season in the house, with just one of them being crowned FA Premiership Champion.

Described by many football pundits and sports journalists as one of the most open title races in a long time, the 20 managers entered the house where they were mainly greeted by cheers from the crowd. There was however a mixed reception for one contestant, Arsene Wenger, with some of the crowd repeatedly singing aloud “You don't know what you're doing."

It didn't seem to get much better for Arsene in the house, as week one saw him lose a task against fellow contestant Paul Lambert. After the task Arsene duly stomped into the diary room to complain that it was not his fault and that Big Brother had rigged the task with some unfair decisions.

After week one all contestants appeared to be getting on well apart from one that is, a certain Ian Holloway. After losing a task to Andre Villas Boas, Holloway was banned from nominations after implicating that Big Brother favoured the bigger and higher profile contestants.

Without being able to nominate, Holloway was feeling the pressure and indeed worried that he may be first up for eviction. On day 47 however the first contestant to lose their place in the Big Brother House was hot headed Paolo Di Canio.  Paolo was unaware that this decision was solely down to the public vote and there were no nominations from his housemates.  Paulo's fate was decided whilst he visited the diary room, there he publicly criticised players of Sunderland Football club and in particular his captain John O'Shea, this led to the former Swindon Manager being evicted.

As the weeks continued, tension between the contestants definitely became apparent.  Andre Villas Boas and Jose Mourinho confirmed they were no longer friends and would not directly talk to each other. Instead, they used the Big Brother diary room to vent their anger, washing their dirty laundry on each other to the public.  

Less than a week after this incident, Jose was again involved in another controversial spat. The former Real Madrid manager was witnessed by viewers storming out of the diary room after Big Brother continued to question him on why Juan Mata was not in his starting eleven.

Cracks were starting to appear as Big Brother saw clear indications that some of the contestants were showing weaknesses. This however was not the case for Arsene Wenger who was originally jeered coming into the house, he is now unbeaten since his opening weeks task.

Elsewhere in the house, Mauricio Pochettino, Michael Laudrup and Roberto Martinez seem to be winning friends and Manuel Pellegrini appears to one week be masterminding a successful and dominate stay, yet the following week he is being nominated by Malky Mackay and Paul Lambert.

The question being asked now is who is up for eviction next?  My choice would be Sam Allardyce, I feel he brings no entertainment to the house. Martin Jol also looks a potential possibility and David Moyes is already under scrutiny from viewers outside the house. Fortunately for Moyes he appears to have a very strong backing inside the house, so it is very unlikely he shall be up for eviction at such an early stage.

The other likely evictee could well be for Alan Pardew, who when entering the house was accompanied by his friend Joe Kinnear. His recent behaviour in the house however has not been acceptable.  If rapid improvements are not soon evident, do not be surprised if Kinnear stabs Pardew in the back and nominates him just so he can stay in the house.

It shall be interesting to see how proceedings develop in the FA Premiership Big Brother house, just remember though "Who goes only the board decides."

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