Friday, 1 July 2016

British Politics Enters The Big Brother House




Watch your back because this years Big Brother has captured the whole nation and divided the country like no other before.  72% of the country have voted in what has been one of the most controversial editions of the show in recent history.
Smiles and friendships have soon turned into deceit and betrayal as agendas and own personal gain have become apparent with the wool not only been pulled over the eyes of the house mates, but also the voting public.
If you have been following closely, leader of the house Dave walked out after losing a task which was instrumented by a fall out in friendship between him and Boris.

Fighting in the house Boris and Dave

The turn of events that occurred were instigated by house mate Michael , who pulled together a counter team to plot the downfall of Dave in hope to scoop the prize of becoming winner of Big Brother.
"Listen Boris, they are cheering your name outside" Michael whispered into his ear as the latest candidate Jeremy was evicted from the house (he was voted out for offensive comments).  
"You can win with the right backing, there is no place for friendships here, it is about personal gain and empowerment. "
Boris smiled from the kitchen where the discussion was being held and called out across the room "Dave, I am about to make an Eton a mess, would you like a piece? "
Trying to cook up an Eton Mess in the kitchen,.
Boris and Michael.

With the sudden divide in the house Boris and Michael soon gained numbers in their campaign to oust Dave.  In doing so they enlisted controversial house mate Nigel, using him to draw further friction and conflict within the house.
Nigel had his own personal agenda though, he wanted everyone in the house to be of British origin and started barracking people
"You are just here for an easy ride wanting to become Z list celebrities in hope to appear on love island and I am a celebrity get me out of here!" shouted Nigel  "None of you have done a proper job in your life!"
"You are right Nigel, being a qualified doctor in cardiothoracic and vascular surgery is not a proper job"  sarcastically claimed one house mate "being able to study and qualify and then practice in different arenas would not come into the equation."
A younger house mate then challenged Nigel "You feel it is your right to decline the opportunity for younger people to the Eramus programme allowing us to study and work at Universities across the EU?"
"What about the collaboration and benefits to science, research and innovation?"  added another  
“Yes, grants and funding helping the UK fight against Parkinson’s disease, malaria, breast cancer and alzheimer’s?”
"No Nigel, we are not laughing now!"
As the house mates continued their master plan, the likes of Nigel, Boris and Michael claimed that if they won Big Brother they would put the winnings into the NHS service, a claim that has now been strongly denied
As Dave walked out of  the Big Brother House, Michael winked at Boris then said "See Boris, you are the popular one, they believe in you."
A loud voice then sounded across the house "This is Big Brother, would Michael please come to the diary room."
Michael left his seat and ventured into the diary room " Hello Big Brother."
Big Brother responded " Hello Michael."
"Well Big Brother, my first nomination is..................for Boris"
Stabbed firmly in the back Boris left the Big Brother house in a worse state than when entered and before voting began.

Boris leaving the Big Brother House


With just 5 contenders left in the house who shall be crowned winner between Theresa, Michael, Stephen, Andrea and Liam.  Who has the best leadership qualities to keep the house standing.
Who wins, you don't really get to decide.
 

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