Watch
your back because this years Big Brother has captured the whole nation and
divided the country like no other before.
72% of the country have voted in what has been one of the most
controversial editions of the show in recent history.
Smiles
and friendships have soon turned into deceit and betrayal as agendas and own
personal gain have become apparent with the wool not only been pulled over the
eyes of the house mates, but also the voting public.
If
you have been following closely, leader of the house Dave walked out after
losing a task which was instrumented by a fall out in friendship between him
and Boris.
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| Fighting in the house Boris and Dave |
The
turn of events that occurred were instigated by house mate Michael , who pulled
together a counter team to plot the downfall of Dave in hope to scoop the prize
of becoming winner of Big Brother.
"Listen
Boris, they are cheering your name outside" Michael whispered into his ear
as the latest candidate Jeremy was evicted from the house (he was voted out for
offensive comments).
"You
can win with the right backing, there is no place for friendships here, it is
about personal gain and empowerment. "
Boris
smiled from the kitchen where the discussion was being held and called out
across the room "Dave, I am about to make an Eton a mess, would you like a
piece? "
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| Trying to cook up an Eton Mess in the kitchen,. Boris and Michael. |
With
the sudden divide in the house Boris and Michael soon gained numbers in their
campaign to oust Dave. In doing so they
enlisted controversial house mate Nigel, using him to draw further friction and
conflict within the house.
Nigel
had his own personal agenda though, he wanted everyone in the house to be of
British origin and started barracking people
"You
are just here for an easy ride wanting to become Z list celebrities in hope to appear
on love island and I am a celebrity get me out of here!" shouted Nigel "None of you have done a proper job in
your life!"
"You
are right Nigel, being a qualified doctor in cardiothoracic and vascular
surgery is not a proper job"
sarcastically claimed one house mate "being able to study and
qualify and then practice in different arenas would not come into the equation."
A
younger house mate then challenged Nigel "You feel it is your right to
decline the opportunity for younger people to the Eramus programme allowing us
to study and work at Universities across the EU?"
"What
about the collaboration and benefits to science, research and
innovation?" added another
“Yes,
grants and funding helping the UK fight against Parkinson’s disease, malaria,
breast cancer and alzheimer’s?”
"No Nigel, we are not laughing now!"
As
the house mates continued their master plan, the likes of Nigel, Boris and
Michael claimed that if they won Big Brother they would put the winnings into
the NHS service, a claim that has now been strongly denied
As
Dave walked out of the Big Brother
House, Michael winked at Boris then said "See Boris, you are the popular
one, they believe in you."
A
loud voice then sounded across the house "This is Big Brother, would
Michael please come to the diary room."
Michael
left his seat and ventured into the diary room " Hello Big Brother."
Big
Brother responded " Hello Michael."
"Well
Big Brother, my first nomination is..................for Boris"
Stabbed firmly in the
back Boris left the Big Brother house in a worse state than when entered and before
voting began.
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| Boris leaving the Big Brother House |
With
just 5 contenders left in the house who shall be crowned winner between Theresa,
Michael, Stephen, Andrea and Liam. Who
has the best leadership qualities to keep the house standing.
Who
wins, you don't really get to decide.



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